i was bored and since i had to try something out with that Programm why not make a Story.
My fake Story began somewhere near my garden. I was just going outside for like 2 seconds like Always because my ADHD won’t allow me to act normal. so i was just going to get Fresh air and go back and continue to Play my game. but i noticed something on my garden that shouldn’t be there. you know that Feeling when a dog is on your garden with the intent to take a shit on there and no owner in sight. well for me it wasn’t a dog it was a drunk guy just sitting there.
i went there to tell him to leave since im Pretty sure staying on someones garden without permission is now allowed. at least i hope it isn’t.
“Holy shit that place is huge! i never expected to actually get accepted. thanks Jesus dude.”
A drunk Person i found outsite my garden
ngl, i don’t actually kow what to do with that guy but he sure as hell ain’t staying. i told him to leave my place in which he replied
“Come on now brah, reincarnating me would be a bad idea i think.”
I don’t know what the hell he’s Talking About but it Looks like he actually thinks he died and is in heaven now. I tried to call the Police but i couldn’t reach them since my phone was out of batteries. Since he’s staying here for a while i guess i will have to find out who he is.
i asked him several Questions with most of them being answerd with the same 4 words: “Don’t know, don’t care!”
But he did answer one of my Questions: “How did you die?”
“Oh come on Jesus dude you should know. i drove over a cliff while drinking my sadness away. oh and since we’re Talking About that, i remember driving with someone else.”
He didn’t know his Name, age, home or anything else but somehow remembered how he “died”. he’s also still intoxicated and it doesn’t look like it changed at all. does he hide beer or something like that from me. after a while i had Nothing better to do then charge my phone and waited outside to see if he leaves my place on his own. Looking left and Right and lying there on the Ground doing Nothing. Don’t really know what to do with him. he’s Standing up and Walking towards me. Probably just asking me something heaven related i won’t be able to anwer.
“I think that Person was a child, my child.”
At that Point i just got my jacket and went to the Police by myself. He’s either so drunk that he’s Talking nonesene or he just confessed to have commited 2nd Degree murder while trying to take his own life (it’s oviously nonesense). even tho i knew he wouldn’t leave my place i had an idea. Thinking he’s in heaven and im Jesus for some reason (Long hair but no beard) i told him to follow me so i could Show him something. he was dumb but not that dumb and asked me where and why. well shit, i had Nothing. I had to lie but i really dont know what to say. so i just said something out of thin air and hoped to work:
“well, if that Person really is your child, then we have to find out as fast as possible!”
I still can’t belived it worked. he just said “thanks” and followed me to the
Police-Station. it was a 10 minutes walk till there since my village was so small. People left and Right are Looking at me like i forgot to wear my pants or Standing up from a {onmacht}and acting like Nothing is hapening (i guess that’s what you get for talking to a drunk guy.) entering the Police-Station i went to that one gal at the reseption and asked here to take him in. She asked who i meant and i proseded to Point at the nameless “dead guy” over here. He said hi and waved at her. she looked at me weird and said:
“what are you pointing at, Sir?”
i looked at her as if she was a Clown at the Circus. “what do you mean what? the guy next to me of Course. Fucker has been on my lawn and didn’t want to leave. that can’t be legal, Right?” She grabbed a phone and called someone. i couldn’t understand anything because of that other guy gatting mad for some reason.
“Jesus why on your name would you call me a Fucker. didn’t do anything besides do what you want. and just beca-“
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” man can i get easily offended and pissed.
Both the drunk guy and the receptionist got scared and she proceded to say one line i could understand without a Problem: “please come here quick!”
Well shit i’m a gonner. there’s Nothing i can do now. she’s pretending not to see him and calling someone (probably an officer) to either trow me out or Arrest me. i don’t know if you can get arrested for that because i never had a Problem with the law at all. that’s probalbly something everyone knows. wait who gives a fuck now i have to do something real quick. indeed an officer arives and asked her what happend. Hearing a chuckle from him he walks Right where i am and ask me who i am and something i didn’t expect from an officer to hear.
“who in gods Name are you and why were you Screaming like a Retard?”
Officer noname
I tell that the guy next to was on my garden for several Hours and never left it even after telling him multiple times. he Looks rather pissed now and asked me if “i think he is stupid?” what the fuck did i do again? all i did was tell the truth and even having him Right here next to me. why are they acting like they can’t see him. they can, Right?
“I also Need your Name. because i can’t fill of the papers without them.” well i fucked up. i should just get it over with and tell him my Name. “it’s Jesus sir.” did i… WHY DID I SAY JESUS? Ok one Thing is sure, everybody will think that i’m buttfuck insane. “is that your actuall name or are you so drunk that you can’t even remember your own Name?”
i’m gonna land in a insane asylom if i say more shit like that. i’m slowly thinking that i could be insane because apperantly the guy i was Talking to the whole time doesn’t exist even tho i can clearly see him with my own eyes. I guess he could be imaginary since i never had any phisical contact with him. Am i really just Talking to myself. that would explaint why the People looked at me like that. but i sure as hell ain’t gonna stay here any longer or go somewhere i wont return.
“well… i only had like 4 bottles *hick* of wine. you know offi- *hick* officer?”
i pannicked and tried to act drunk but since i never drank with Friends or allone i can’t actually say how drunk People talk. wait the only reason why im here is because of a drunk Person. i should have copied him. nobody can be so stupid and beli-
“yeah i already knew it. Take that and go home. and i hope you came on foot here.” He didn’t even test me he just gave me a {pay thingy} and let me go. How did he get his Badge? can everyone become a cop now?
while i was Walking outside i noticed two Things. 1st he did write Jesus on there rather than asking for my real Name and 2nd and probably more important being the drunk guy not Talking or doing anything. he was just Standing there, Looking at Nothing. i saw this as a perfect Chance to finally get rid of him and ran home. i ran as fast as possible form the policestation which thinking About it makes me look like a criminal. but i myself am a stick of a Person and can’t ran longer than 80 meters. after i reached my Limit i was Feeling weak, very weak. holy shit i can’t even stand up straight anymore. Im falling on the Ground, motionless and unable to say a word. I will never run again, that will kill me one day if not today. but for now… i’m just gonna close my eyes and take a nap.
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